Crowning Glory

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My delivery van has a second name, it's W-T-F...
I saw it drive down the highway,
And when I did I had to saaaaaay:
"Whatever did this poor van do
For someone to treat it this way?"

Now there's something you just don't see everyday.

That's some bad hat, Harry.